I first met Mr. Kane when he muscled his way into my palatial, well-kept desert estate on National Striped Bathrobe Day. |
Before he came in, if you can believe it, he relieved himself on my front stoop! |
Then, upon entry, he shamelessly ingratiated himself with my granddaughter as I was fetching refreshments. |
My housekeeper reacted as any good frau -- I mean woman -- would. By drawing a pistol. |
Mr. Kane reacted in the most cowardly way possible -- by using my granddaughter as cover! So he escaped, without so much as a thank you for the refreshments. |
By now, the word was out about Mr. Kane being a fugitive -- |
-- and he enticed a Miss Martin into pretending to be his "hostage." |
Together they went on a spree of property destruction ... |
... ending at the Brooklyn Navy Yard, where Mr. Kane attacked Frank, one of my henchmen -- I mean employees -- who was minding his own business, peacefully listening to Radio Berlin. |
Then Miss Martin cruelly tricked Frank while they were sightseeing at the Statue of Liberty. |
This led to Frank being ambushed by Mr. Kane and Miss Martin, and things very quickly got, you should excuse the expression, out of hand. |
Do I blame Mr. Kane for Frank's death? Well, let's put it this way -- HE SOLD FRANK THAT SUIT. |
Made me chuckle. Very nice!
ReplyDeleteI could hear Otto Kruger's voice reading your pithy take on the movie. Well, I could hear him reading all of the lines except for your very punny title. Ha! This is a treat!
ReplyDeleteThis post was a scream, David. The only thing I've known up to now about Saboteur was that Hitchcock directed and Norman Lloyd's fall from the Statue of Liberty. Now I actually want to see it! Good stuff.
ReplyDeleteWell done! This is a great way to illustrate how evil he is, without seeming so ruthless. Just like a true Hitchcock villain.
ReplyDeletehaha, as a fan of a well done gif I loved this, great captioning. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteGreat post David! Although I'm sure I wasn't meant to laugh as much as I did, he is a villain after all ;)
ReplyDeleteBRILLIANT! I love that you turned it around and made Barry Kane the bad guy. Fabulous!
ReplyDeleteThanks for participating in our blogathon with this very clever entry. :)
I love the idea of National Striped Bathrobe Day. What a great tradition that would be. A very funny review.
ReplyDeleteHow funny.well done! Smooth villains can be the best
ReplyDeleteGreat stuff! I saw this not long ago and enjoyed it, though it's faded in my mind a bit - but your gifs have brought it all back.
ReplyDeleteYour review was so creative and funny! I enjoyed it very much. Now I need to see the movie. I'm sure I will then appreciate your review even more!
ReplyDeleteShiksa Priscilla Lane gave credit to the French for the "Give me your tired ..." Who was Emma Lazarus? Chopped liver?
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