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| Greetings, fellow married people and others. My name is Detective Sam Wagner. My first name isn't really "Detective," ha ha! Anywho, I'm here to give you some excellent tips on how to be hitched -- and happy! |
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First, get yourself a smoking hot wife.
This is mine, so "slow your roll"! |
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| My wife's name is Lila and she's a tiger in the kitchen and a worker bee in the bedroom. Or maybe it's the other way around -- I never can remember. |
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| Oh, little problems come up now and again. Like the time I accidentally killed Warby Parker's wife and he swore revenge on me by targeting Lila. |
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| Warby Parker was in prison, but he was paroled for good behavior and so he headed our way. |
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| Lila was in real danger, so I did what any considerate husband would do. I hypnotized her. Ha ha! Just kidding. I didn't tell her anything at all. |
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| She just thought she was being shadowed by Buddy Holly. |
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| Lila didn't understand how considerate I was being by keeping her completely in the dark about being stalked by an armed psychotic. She got mad at me and walked out. |
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| Warby Parker saw his chance and moved in on Lila, who was wearing an outfit designed to blend in. |
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| Warby disguised himself as a stadium blanket. |
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| Of course, we stopped him in a peaceful manner and Lila is safe. |
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Her trust level, on the other hand, is something she
needs to work on. |
The Warby Parker character name cracked me up. Thanks for this fun Screen Capture Theatre!
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