"Scandal Sheet" takes place in a mythical world where people read newspapers. |
Rush Limbaugh -- I mean Broderick Crawford -- plays Mark Chapman, hard-driving newspaper editor. |
Chapman has made the New York Express a circulation juggernaut by emphasizing misleading headlines ... |
... sensational stories ... |
... and a comics page with "Marmaduke." People just love that doggone pooch! |
The stockholders don't like Chapman's sleazy approach, but they very much like their big dividend checks. Chapman's goal is to reach 750,000 -- readers, not scowls. |
The newspaper's star reporters are Donna Reed, biding her time until a sitcom comes along ... |
... and John Derek, biding his time until he marries someone named Bo. |
At a lonely hearts dance sponsored by the paper, Chapman runs across the wife he abandoned years ago. |
They begin discussing old times. |
But Chapman's wife's head gets discussed right into an iron pipe, and she is seriously killed. |
At least it makes for a nice story. |
Derek and his photographer sidekick, Col. Potter from "M*A*S*H," set out to solve the case. |
You'd sweat, too, if you felt the long arm of justice reaching right up into the bowels of your guilty conscience. |
In the end, the reporters get their man ... |
... and the circulation of the Express finally reaches 750,000 because of the story ... |
... and the addition of "The Lockhorns" to the comics page. |
I could read your Screen Capture Theaters all day! Hilarious! I love this movie, by the way -- and now I love it even more...
ReplyDeleteIt has its own little seedy charm, doesn't it?
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